The Hottest New Porno

by Mrs.Mayhem on July 24, 2010 · 26 comments

Barbie Cock Star.

Wait – I’m mistaken.  That’s not porn.  It’s the book that Eloise is writing.

I guess we need to practice her cursive writing skills before school starts.

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Lula Lola July 24, 2010 at 9:26 am

It’s going to be a best seller!
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Michelle July 24, 2010 at 10:32 am

That’s hilarious! I just laughed out loud!

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Laura July 24, 2010 at 10:57 am

Lol, her book is certainly going to make waves at school! Definitely keep this around for her memory box!
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Tennessee Mom (Bobbi) July 24, 2010 at 11:49 am

I’ve laughed my butt off at some of the things my son has innocently mis-written. I think this tops them all.

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Miss Welcome July 24, 2010 at 2:19 pm

This is great!!!!!!! I’ll have to show my husband this one. I got a good giggle.
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Hanan July 24, 2010 at 2:26 pm

lmao! too cute!
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Kimberly July 24, 2010 at 3:34 pm

It is a bit sad to think about how well a book with that title would probably sell… =P
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Alexandra July 24, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Oh, I would’ve busted out laughing…I think we need to get your little one and my little one together…they could rule the world!!
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Katie July 24, 2010 at 7:25 pm

What a hilarious post! I love when life just lends itself to funny blog posts. I am stopping by from 31DBBB – your response to today’s challenge was above mine.

I absolutely love your blog design! The frame around each of your photos really makes them look great.

I also read your post about spending time with people you detest, and really enjoyed it!

Good luck with the challenge – I’m your newest follower!
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Nicole July 24, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Oh, hahaha!!! That’s TOO funny!
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Marilyn (A Lot of Loves) July 25, 2010 at 1:12 am

You should send that along to Mattel. I’m sure they’ll jump on it.
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susie @newdaynewlesson July 25, 2010 at 8:00 am

LOL-yes do think you need to practice writing skills . :-)
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Jen July 25, 2010 at 9:04 am

This is awesome. LOL! Thanks for the morning laugh.
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The Mother July 25, 2010 at 10:57 am

Hate cursive. Hate teaching it, hate using it, hate the way it looks. This is just one more reason why.

I taught the kids that “italic” cursive. Much easier, and you can actually tell a c from an r.
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Aging Mommy July 25, 2010 at 3:57 pm

That is definitely a story book to keep and show her when she is older :-)

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Stacia July 25, 2010 at 4:46 pm

And it will take place at the University of Barbie, right, according to the sticker? With sorority girls and pillow fights? Definite best-seller.
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Maureen July 25, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Yeah I bet it’ll be a bestseller with that tittle. ROFL this really crack me up hahahaha.
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Tiffany July 25, 2010 at 10:16 pm

the economy’s got everyone trying to find a little extra cash. even barbie. get that money girl.
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Evenshine July 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Um, you are going to get some interesting blog traffic on this one…
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Christina July 26, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Thanks for stopping by my blog! This post is too funny!
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Allison @ Alli 'n Son July 26, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!

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ck July 26, 2010 at 8:09 pm

So funny! (I bet you get lots and lots of spam this week!)

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Paige July 28, 2010 at 4:43 am

So funny. I did something like this when I was little and I still remember my mom not being able to control her laughter and me not understanding. And then she struggled to explain. Ah, childhood. :)
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Cecilia July 28, 2010 at 10:32 am

I’ve fallen behind a bit on reading and I found myself laughing with each post you wrote! That is GREAT!!
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Mrs.Mayhem July 28, 2010 at 6:20 pm

Paige, I managed to contain my laughter around her, but Mr.Mayhem & I had great fun laughing about it after she went to bed.

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Laura July 31, 2010 at 1:00 am

That’s a classic, just laughed so hard – thanks for sharing.
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